“WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF.” Said the dog.

“WHAT IS IT?!” Said David, panicking, remembering the warning he had got from the cat the day before.

“WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!” Said the dog, again.

“I DON’T HAVE ANY FRIED EGGS!” Replied David, urgently scanning his eggless vicinity.

“WOOOOOOOOF WOOOOOOOOFFF WOOOOOOOOFFFF!” Barked the dog, angrily.

“WHY DO I KEEP LETTING STRAY ANIMALS INTO MY HOUSE?!” Shrieked David. Then his baked beans fell off the shelf, crushing his matchbox car.

“WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” Screamed David, as he fell to his knees.

“WOOF.” Said the dog.